No gardening joke is too weird or odd... Thank you all.

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The BP station!

This thread sure has me laughing so I thought I'd share one. This is a hoax photo that someone sent me a number of years ago. I added the text for fun.

plantladylin said:

It's Not Easy Being Greens!

@Danita ...

I love this thread!!

😀

Mindi

Esperanza said:

This is me!!!

Is there a way to take my info off the bottom of the photos temporarily for this thread? I just realized I was doing that. These are photos are off the net and I did not make them just thought they were funny and re-sharing. How does that work with stuff like this? Anybody know?

BlueOddish said:

This is me!!!

Me too! Hence my comment before about if I was as good with money as I am plants I would not own as many plants.

I don't think you can change the watermark without going into settings:
https://garden.org/users/prefs...

I don't think there is the ability to adjust it per-upload.

None of the pics I posted were created by me, and probably none that I might post in the future. If I gave the impression that I was the artist of any of the memes (or the BP joke I heard decades ago,) that I posted, I apologize. I did not at all intend to take any credit for anyone else's efforts, just appreciating & sharing them in hopes that others will laugh the way I did. If anyone wants a watermark-free copy of any pic I have uploaded to this discussion, please send a private message, I'll be happy to provide a clean copy.

White Money Plant (Lunaria Biennis) close up the seed casings look like silver dollars. Money does grow on trees in the form of seeds..so next time you go to the store to buy plants sunglasses not needed because your money plants are priceless!

O.k. Tiffany sounds good to me. I have saved a lot of these over the years and I agree it is fun to share them

That's me too!
Love all the posts on this thread!
Does anyone else convert the cost of items such as entrees at a restaurant into plants? If I spend $20 on a meal out I find myself thinking only of the couple new day lilies I could have had. I think I have a problem. Lol

That's how I justify more expensive plants Will. I could spend $20.00 on a meal that lasts maybe one hour or....I could buy a plant or 2 that last a long time.

Diary of a MADD gardener...

Early Christmas gift shopping ideas:

bumplbea said:Diary of a MADD gardener...

Now, that really sounds like me!

An old cloth purse that I hadn't used in years, became a cache pot for Arrowhead Vine:


An old Croc shoe, became a container for Aloe:


An old Tin Colander, became a planter for Grape Ivy:


A metal candle holder (with 4 or 5 openings for little tea light type candles) turned upside down, became a planter for a birdsnest fern that hangs in my laundry room.


Two years ago I was shopping at a thrift store where my sister volunteers and I came across a few of these round metal things on the floor in a back corner. They had feet so they could stand on a table but no one seemed to know what they were used for. I figured I'd find a purpose so I bought one; it became a container for Tillandsia:

Lin ...you could start a whole new thread with that idea. Very nice and each one is so creative & with the perfect plant.


How many of us does this one describe?

How do you know you are a Master Gardener?
There is a decorative compost container on your kitchen counter.
You would rather go to a nursery to shop than a clothing store.
You prefer gardening to watching television.
You plan vacation trips to arboretums and public parks.
Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride.