You throw rocks at Virginia, Shoe?
I must have left piles of rocks on top of that mountain, I threw so many of them. Every time it snowed, I threw a rock. Of course not knowing the ways of the winds at the time, it probably would have to be snowing backwards for it to come from the direction of Virginia, but I blamed Virginia anyway for icy slick mountains.
"Don't talk to any strange dogs if you see them on the mountain, chile, they might be rabid."
"You reckon those strange dogs came over from Virginia, Aunt Bett? I heard tell that Virginia has rabies."
"Don't climb that locust tree, chile, them stickers'll hold you six ways from Sunday."
"It's a trap, Aunt Bett, it's a Virginia trap. They put stickers on that locust tree just to trap us."
And so it was.
It's dreary rainy here today too, reckon I'll just blame Missouri, or maybe Tennessee. Ya just never know these days. Alla time havin' to watch your back.